I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl is a Webnovel created by 废铁行者, Scrap Iron Walker.
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Chapter 554: Dream VS Reality
Where did you hear that my ambition was to turn the world into criminal paradise?
Do you want to the world to turn into a lawless post apocalyptic world like “Fist of the North Star”, where there are people with Mohawks everywhere killing people for items?
Please don’t compare me to those Mohawk heads. I might look like this, but I’m a person who desires order in a chaotic world. When the time comes, I’ll transform into the King of Fist Raoh and unify the world with violence.
The core rules are: only the strong can live, the weak will be banished to the wilderness, as well as to capture more beautiful women to propagate a strong next generation…
I’ll have a harem, everyone from the cla.s.s leader to Gong CaiCai will be my women. Don’t despise me, because it’s all for the future of mankind.
As for Shu Zhe who doesn’t work, he can go to the wilderness and eat dirt.
What, are you asking if Xiao Qin is in my harem? Did you already forget this chaotic world was created because Xiao Qin and I gave birth to countless criminals?
Ah ~~~~~ I’m thinking about a bunch of nonsense again. Why the h.e.l.l am I thinking about this c.r.a.p when I’m about to be sent to prison.
Even if it became a post apocalyptic world, the possibility of the cla.s.s leader being in my harem was low. At that time, she might be one of those ones holding a gun to me rebelling against my rule.
It wouldn’t be difficult to get a hold of Gong CaiCai. Once civilization is destroyed, she would belong to whoever picks her up first.
“Ah, my mom’s knocking and asking why I’m not asleep. I have to hang up first.”
Xiao Qin said urgently.
I put down the phone before continuing to think about my future.
It wasn’t realistic for the world to go through nuclear war simply for me to escape from my crimes. Plus, when the time comes, I’ll have my hands full just trying to protect Ai Mi…
Should I try a different tactic and pretend to be mentally unstable?
It’s common knowledge that it’s not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone. I heard that the simplest way to pretend to be crazy was to clutch the bars of your cell and shout: “I’m not crazy…”
A minor with legitimate self-defense plus mental illness, these three points added together, will reduce my sentence by a lot.
But then I will be imprisoned in the Dong Shan Psychiatric Hospital. It’s a place with even more history than the Dong Shan munic.i.p.al government.
Besides, isn’t Dong Shan Psychiatric Hospital where Fang Xin lives? The guy who only said a bunch of nonsense and told me to go to him if I wanted to change my fate… now I would actually go to him.
Although his prediction that my phone would save my life became a reality, I still can’t trust him and I don’t want to meet him.
I fell into a deep sleep while having a lot of worries, I also had several strange dreams.
The first dream was in the mental hospital where Fang Xin taught me the art of levitation, I learned extremely fast and somehow began to float.
“Ye Lin, you did very well.” Fang Xin nodded and said, “As long as you continue to cultivate, you will be able to break the different realms.”
The second dream was about the barren wastelands. I sat on the while throne considering how to establish a new world order, when the Five Tiger Punishment Squad came to make a report:
“King of Fist, we have discovered the secret stronghold of the Democratic Freedom Army. Their leader, Shu Sha, is planning a raid on our grain warehouse.”
“Let her come.” I leaned on my cheeks with a wretched smile, “It’s her fault for not following my philosophy and actually trying to practice democracy in a chaotic world. I want to enjoy the expression on her face when she fails.”
The military strategist Eunuch Cao came up to my ear and laughed, “In fact, I have already bribed Shu Sha’s adjutant to ensure she won’t be able to return this time.”
The scenario shifted to the battlefield showdown. After Shu Sha, who was in military attire, expended all her bullets, I was able to reach her with my bulletproof vest.
“Hmph, we can’t have compa.s.sion in this chaotic world. If you want to survive, then you must abandon the weak!”
Shu Sha, who had a bloodied face, pulled out a dagger from her military boots and stopped me from getting closer.
“That doesn’t make sense, Gong CaiCai is also weak, so why do you keep her?”
Even in a desperate situation, Shu Sha’s gaze was still as overbearing as ever.
“Wahahahahaha.” I let out a loud laugh, “Of course it’s to give me children. Our kingdom is built by the strong and we also need beautiful women to give us offspring and create more strong people.”
After a pause I looked at Shu Sha.
“I admit that you’re a strong person. If you surrender, there will be a place for you in our kingdom, but you will have to give birth to my kids…”
“Shameless.” Shu Sha scolded me, then suddenly asked, “Then what about Ai Mi? She’s even weaker than Gong CaiCai, but you’re letting her stay without needing to marry anyone. According to your logic, shouldn’t she be giving birth to a strong person’s child?”
“Um…” I was speechless, so I had to give a fallacious argument: “The defeated doesn’t have the right to meddle in my family’s business. You better quickly surrender or I will kill all your men. “
“As a sign of good faith and to check for weapons, strip down to your underwear and put your hands behind your back.”
I was proud of myself when the walkie-talkie at my waist suddenly rang, then Eunuch Cao’s was broadcasted like a squealing pig:
“Not good, King of Fist, Queen Xiao Qin didn’t like the fact you made Gong CaiCai pregnant again… she intends to take care of your wives and set fire to the palace!”
Ah, I suddenly woke up in a jolt covered in cold sweat. I sat up from the bed and exclaimed, “My harem…”
The next day, no police came looking for me, but Xiong YaoYue called and asked me if I wanted to check on the progress of her LOL team. She scared me and I nearly had a heart attack, so of course, I didn’t go.
I would get nervous whenever I heard a police siren outside the window. I was hoping they weren’t coming to catch me while another part of me thought they were coming for me, which caused me to have a lot of anxiety.
I can’t just stay like this for the rest of the day. Rather than worrying, it’s better to actively deal with the problem.
First, I have to heal the injury on my right knee. Otherwise if I get sent to jail or prison, how would I protect my a.s.s if I have difficulty moving.
So I went to Zhao Shi Orthopedic Clinic, the place I was treated the last time Xiao Qin broke my arm.
The orthopedic clinic’s Dr. Zhao was the biological brother of the pet hospital’s Dr. Zhao, and his medical skills weren’t bad.
After Dr. Zhao saw me, he could tell what was wrong based on my walking posture.
“Someone hit your right leg. You martial arts pract.i.tioners… but it doesn’t matter, it’s completely normal.”
After taking and X-ray and performing basic diagnostics, Dr. Zhao indicated my injury was only damage to my tissue. It was much less severe than the last time Xiao Qin broke my bone.
“It wasn’t Xiao Qin who hit you his time, right?” Dr. Zhao asked me with a smile as he applied some medicine.
“No, it wasn’t.” I blushed and said, “It… was me going to an underground fight and I got slightly injured.”
“Eh, underground fights. So what they were saying was true.”
Dr. Zhao actually also heard about the underground fights.
“Apparently, there’s a parvenu in Dong Shan city who sells luxury watches. He was having a chat with another city’s parvenu and was looked down on. The other guy said Dong Shan City was very behind in progress and didn’t really have much entertainment, for example we didn’t have underground fights that were popular in the West…”
“So our parvenu couldn’t stand it and decided he had to host an underground tournament in Dong Shan city. He went beyond the scope of his ability and hired a wedding company MC as the host, and also hired a third-rate director to plan the compet.i.tion, I heard that the director surname was Cao…”
Isn’t that Director Cao? No wonder the j.a.panese vs Korean fight felt so familiar, it was because it was planned by Director Cao.
As for the parvenu who sells luxury watches, isn’t he the investor of ‘b.l.o.o.d.y Battle of Jin Ling’, the one who was once caught with Director Cao when visiting prost.i.tutes? I don’t think there was a need to have strange contests with foreigners.
After Dr. Zhao’s treatment, I felt significantly less pain and I didn’t limp as much.
By the way, the original panties business in our family store was on hiatus ever since my dad finished writing his teaching materials and came home.
It’s not that my dad was orthodox and thinks that selling worn panties was immoral. Mainly it was because he was all about credibility, he definitely wouldn’t agree if he found out we were pa.s.sing off a boy’s underwear as a girl’s.
“If you write on the merchandise that the model is a boy dressed as a girl, then I will agree to let you continue to sell it.”
I’m sure that’s what he will say when the time comes.
Even if Dong Shan City is small, there are still a bunch of perverts, so even if they are cross dresser’s panties, people still might buy them.
But forget it, I don’t want our store to set a record of “the first in the country to sell a cross dresser’s worn underwear”.
Now there were only a few repeat customers who buys from Shu Zhe, I outsourced that part of the business to Shu Zhe and I let him handle the “Southland Red Berries” account. I told my dad a cla.s.s wanted to learn how to manage an online store, so he volunteered to help.
“Xiao Lin, you shouldn’t take advantage of others. Even if they want to gain experience, at least treat them to a couple meals or something…”
Dad, you can rest a.s.sured. There’s n.o.body who can take advantage of Shu Zhe when he’s so cunning. I would at most make him blow a few extra balloons and donate extra profits to the special education school.
Now that I was about to be sent to prison, should I also stop the worn underwear business. I can’t expect my dad and Shu Zhe to cooperate, what a pain. No wonder everyone said, to erase their hard drive before they died.
I sat in front of the computer and stared at the online store page. I thought about a lot of things, but I didn’t do anything nor did any cops bust into my room.
Are you guys coming or not?
Another day pa.s.sed. It was Tuesday, July 30, but still no one came to arrest me.
I suddenly remembered, I should say farewell to Ai Mi while I still have my freedom. She’s been busy with filming lately and we haven’t met in a while.