Sun Puns – Shade your eyes, people, the sun is coming! It’s actually just a whole bunch of puns… But they’re so bright and beautiful, you’ll definitely need your sunglasses to read! This harmless face wear item can actually lead to a little hilarity. Don’t believe us? I just read!
1 I asked my father if he had seen my sunglasses. He replied, “No, did you see my glasses?”
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3 I don’t mind leaving my sunglasses at home. At least that means I’ll be looking at the bright side of life.
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5 I am always asked to take off my sunglasses when I buy alcohol in a shop. I think it’s because I look so dark.
6 It’s very sad, but I have to get rid of my sunglasses forever. They have a scratch in them and I don’t think I’ll ever get over it.
7 It’s obvious why the Fed always wears sunglasses. To protect F B Eyes of course!
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8 Do you know how to make an elephant invisible? Put on the sunglasses. Have you ever seen an elephant in sunglasses?
14 I always buy my sunglasses on the black market. The quality is very good, but there is no denying that it is quite shady.
16 When my friend finally took off his sunglasses, I exclaimed that I thought they had blue eyes. They replied, “I must have left them in my other genes.”
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17 My sin asked me to give him his sunglasses. I replied, “You never told me you had a son named Glass!”
19 I wish Steve Irwin was wearing sunglasses when he died. Obviously, sunglasses can protect against harmful rays.
20 I ordered blue tinted sunglasses, but the company ordered them wrong. Man, I saw red that day.
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21 I was standing in line at the bank when a man with sunglasses and a white cane came in with the cash register in his hand. He robbed us all blind.
23 What did the zookeeper say to the elephant wearing sunglasses? He didn’t say anything because he didn’t recognize her.
24 I saw something brown and hairy and wearing sunglasses the other day. It was a coconut on its way to vacation.
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25 Voldemort is the only member of the Harry Potter books who hates the sun. That’s because his sunglasses never stay up.
27 After receiving my new sunglasses, I always feel very suspicious. Everything seems so blurry.
28 I bought mirrored sunglasses for my husband. I have to say, I look great in them.
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31 I decided to wear sunglasses just to watch the eclipse. I just don’t understand what all the fuss was about.
32 The sunglasses I ordered were much darker than I expected. I blame the lack of transparency.
33 My friend was confused when he met a pigeon wearing sunglasses. All I’d say is “come on man, come on…”
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35 I have a very rude friend who said one day that women and the sun are the same. I asked him why, and he said, “If you wear sunglasses, you can stare longer.”
36 A duck went into the optical shop and asked for a pair of sunglasses. The optician asked how he would pay for them; the duck replied, “Just put it in my drawer.”
37 Have you ever heard the expression “Everyone has to believe in something”? Well, my new sunglasses make me believe I should be at the beach.
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38 My girlfriend bought sunglasses that didn’t fit her at all, but she insisted on wearing them. He made a real spectacle of himself.
39 Many people ask me why I always wear sunglasses. I tell them it’s because my ideas are too clear.
40 My girlfriend doesn’t understand why I always wear sunglasses around her. I tell him it’s because love is blind.
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41 It’s usually a good idea to check in the sun before deciding whether or not to wear sunglasses.
Sunglasses are a serious piece of kit, there’s no doubt about that. But they can also lead to a good bit of humor! Next time you’re looking for your next pair of Ray Bans, throw in some puns (or these for summer) and you’ll know what we mean.
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